that steamy Secretary

It's second quarter, and our school's STUCO (Student Council) has a week to prepare for our first event: a circus-themed Halloween dance.  I'm secretary of our super squad, and I've been running around back and forth trying to get the word out.  I've made tickets, posters, and spreadsheets, and I've been telling people and pulling strings to get all of this done.

A secretary's work is never done. (from Iron Man)

I've realized, through STUCO, just how busy secretaries are.  I mean, the Office and other shows have had the secretaries all tired and exhausting, but I was kinda hoping for that sexy secretary figurehead that everyone seems to fantasize about to be true.  Life is disappointing.  Hell, I might've even been looking forward to that career of being a homewrecker, but alas, it's just beyond my reach.

At least I can look forward to days getting coffee, printing and copying, doing someone else's dry-cleaning, and basically all the work that the boss can't bear to do himself.  Hey, maybe I could be like that red-headed beaut from Iron Man.  You know, the one Tony Stark gives his entire company to just for kicks.  I'd be loaded, and at the end, have a ripped and powerful helluva man!  

7.) Date an ultra-rich and powerful guy!

Just for kicks.  ;)